Police Alert: Wanted Single Tan Female

Throughout my blog you will find what I like to call, “Police Alerts.”
In America, you would find street ADS posted on polls or “America’s most wanted” television program also broadcasts alerts for criminals out on the run. These alerts are meant to be funny and not taken seriously. 
Humor and laughter is advised.

Here we go with my number one police alert:

Naïve American Girl Wanted

Description:

She moved to a city called Casablanca. She moved thinking that it was a third world country like India so it would be affordable.  She thought that everyone would be sweet, kind, and hospitable like her Moroccan friends from the states.  She believed in a fairytale story with Casablanca being one big fairytale like the movie.  She thought it would be warm all year round and expected for only days of sunshine.  She thought French would be easy to learn and pick up, but she speaks Englija and poor French.  She is sweet, lovable, funny, smart, and cute, but she wonders the streets a bit like an abandoned pet.  She has a good heart and means well and wants to be involved with her community as much as possible to help make a difference. 

If you find this girl, please give her a  big smile and  just remind her   

                               “Everything is going to be okay.”