Wanted:Tall, Dark, and Handsome

Hi Police officer, I have a missing persons ad.  He is about 6 foot with black hair, facial hair, a smile like sunshine, and a beautiful heart.  His eyes are dark brown with mystery, beauty, and wisdom.  Have you seen him?

If you find him, Can you tell him that I am in love with him? I have loved him for one month now . 

Officer, “What leads you to believe you love him?”

Priscilla: Well officer, his ghost and spirit surround me and he inspires me to be better.

For one week, I would wake up at 3 am because I wanted to call him and tell him, but I was afraid to be rejected or hurt by him

Officer: Well, when was the last time you heard from him?

Priscilla: One month ago

Officer: Well, maam I can file a missing person’s report, but do you want to hear the truth?

Priscilla: Yes officer I do

Officer: He’s just not that into you.

Priscilla: I have dead roses sitting in a vase on my table. While they are dying, there is something that is keeping them alive. I guess I like to believe in that something.

Officer: You will find someone else and you will forget all about him

Priscilla: I guess so